It is harmful because enlightened, good,

It is harmful because enlightened, good, and honest people by entering the ranks of the government give it a moral authority which but for them it would not possess...

"STOP SAYING THE WORD!" the Knights who Formerly Said "Ni" cried, their gauntlets clutched to their cylindrical helmets. "How can we know what the indefinite article refers to?"

Then the Artist Formerly Known As Prince approached the Knights who Formerly Said "Ni," with diamonds and pearls and mentioned

He now was fifty years old. Knight #2 asked

whether he could still lift his broadsword. The King read this as knightspeak questioning his potency for he had not produced an heir to the throne. So he lopped of Knight #2's

armored manhood at its weakly hinged base. The knights ran away. "I haven't yet produced an heir to the throne for a damn good reason," the King shouted at them, "the reason being

that I have more jewels in my crown than I do in my codpiece. Send for my magician. This must be seen to at once." Maudlin the magician appeared in a puff of putrid smoke. "So, it

be about the cod piece", he said to somebody over his shoulder elsewhere. We couldn't see them in this universe. Then he realized he was in this one also & he dropped the call abru

abruptly, wondering if in this universe he had left the kettle on at home. Oh well, no matter. Parallel dimensions being what they are, he figured he would just peel off his plasti

plastic suit and start home again. It didn't matter if he could have tea at breakfast or not, he was happy as long as he could wear normal clothes again.