The teacher shouted "Chuck what you doing"

The teacher shouted "Chuck what you doing" "Well I was counting the freckles on the back of Jane's neck, but theres a problem." Whats the problem? she asked. "Their moving" I said
"Ew!" the class yelled in unison. Jane leapt from her desk as the little ticks swarmed across the linoleum. "Okay, class," said the teacher, "Remember the drill?" The students went
into convulsions died choking on their own tongues. "Wrong drill!" the teacher bellowed into their blue faces. "I've told you a thousand times, always look for context clues, or
and then the blue faced one raised her hand. The Teacher's face quivered, started to shake and her head caved in like a rotten pumpkin. The blue faced one took the Teacher's
corpse and devoured it whole.The student's looked on in horror, as the blue faced one transformed into a hideous blue-ish version of their mutilated teacher. "I will be your
Chief Smurf forever!' One clever student got out his Iphone and called Gargamel to come over as soon as possible. 'We have a smurf-plague on our campus, we need them exterminated
with EXTREME pleasure." "My fees are a thousand dollars up front, and a thousand when it's over," Gargomel said. He arrived on campus with big, heavy shoes. The smurf-plague was
really misnamed as it was spread by Fraggle droppings behind home refrigerators. Yeah, they looked cute, sang well, and were AMAZING kissers, but Fraggles were also known to
give the neighborhood children candy laced with ratpoison. At first the Fraggles did it on accident, or so they said, but now it's turned in2 an obsession-a horrible, dirty, obessi
on. The police tracked found them by following the trail of kids singing about bloody diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge"

Started: 2011-05-09 00:44:57
Finished: 2012-11-08 13:20:01

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