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She looked out of her kitchen window.What

  • She looked out of her kitchen window.What she saw was less a lawn, more a field. Had it really been 6 months since she dragged that mower out of the shed?Well it would explain the
  • National Geographic crew in her "lawn" anthropomorphizing the rodents that tore apart here yard. Sven, a muscular Swiss camera man knocked on her door to ask for
  • her hand in marriage two weeks after the NatGeo crew began filming. It was a happy time but for the Animal Farm like scene developing outside. Three large moles were sporting
  • Amish aprons and bonnets and holding large wooden stirring spoons in their front paws. Moles will give quick whacks of punishment for any breach of etiquette. This Marriage will
  • self destruct in 3 seconds. Tick. Tick. Tick.
  • "Sparky, why are you wearing a vest adorned with fissile plutonium?" The kamikaze dog barked, indicating that he wanted Bob's steak. Now Bob had a choice to make: Steak or Death?
  • Bob looked at the dog, and then at the fissile plutonium and figured he really didn't know how to not blow himself up; so he ate the steak.
  • But the dog knew perfectly well and dug two holes in the yard & scraped two half critical mass into them. He started working on the trigger mechanism. Bob said "Oppie, dang it!
  • bad dog! stop centrifuging weapons grade uranium! no snausage snack for you!" A green glow crept from the hydrangeas. "Oppie, Don't force me to call the EPA!" yelled Bob. Growling,
  • the dog began to emit a similar green glow, his radioactive urine mutating the plants into horrible eldritch bonsais. He'd regret it, but that was the last time the dog listened.
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2011-02-26 23:29:19
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2011-09-13 04:29:47

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Nov 10 2011 @ 18:53

    Some city poetry : http://www.break.com/photo-of-the-day/watching-and-waiting-11-10-2011

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