Why on Earth would anyone buy a gold leaf
- Why on Earth would anyone buy a gold leaf macaroon tree for 600 Euros? I mean if your going to flaunt disposable income I'd buy something like a
- gold encrusted unicorn horn, or that diamond covered Iphone case. Since my bank account is running a bit low, I thought I would go to the HobbyLobby and buy the bag of sparkles to
- put in my roommate's coffee so he thinks he has an STD when he starts peeing sparkles. Haha, Adam is such a whore, he'll only be amazed its STD symptom he's never seen before.
- Plan back fired. I had to drive him to an STD doctor. When the nurse asked him to drop his pants, he replied "That's what got me here in the 1st place." with a smile and a wink.
- The nurse admired his quick wit and promptly asked if he'd like to go for a drink afterwards. He made it known he was also interested in her by pinching her bottom. She smiled and
- then looked down,embarrassed because she had no assets.An unfortunate accident in the pretty nurse's youth resulted in her lack of gluteus maximus. He didn't know this, of course,
- and thought to himself... what on earth could've happened? Cautiously he asked her... I'm sorry, but what is wrong with your back side? She looked at him in a fit of terror, and
- said, "What did you do Adam?" Adam felt no shame. Eve rubbed her backside. There was aquirky feeling something wasn't right. But they had no knowledge of good or evil, so
- Adam tried to explain, but God hadn't given him words like "butt." Instead they enthusiastically demonstrated what they had done. God sighed, "alright, alright. I think it's time
- for the serpent's big entrance." Satan, sitting on the dome of the sky observing the action below, leapt and glided down.
- Started
- 2012-12-04 10:46:15
- Finished
- 2014-07-05 03:20:23
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