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Scooby-dooby-do,yabba-dabba-doo,and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

  • Scooby-dooby-do,yabba-dabba-doo,and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious where the first words Jack learned.Not only the first words he spoke,no.The first words he wrote,spelled and
  • had tattooed on his calf in a back alley. The procedure was mostly painless and only set Jack back a third of his piggy bank. The next logical step was graffiti. He tagged "Yabba
  • !" This was a false priest. Jabba the Hut's eyes opened, he croaked, "You are no Rabbi." So the tagger lowered his paintcan and said, "The wise and powerful Jabba, you will do well
  • to read between the lines. Read and weep Jabba." The tagger quickly left the "hut" for the night lightsaber party. Tagger used spray paint as his weapon of choice. It lit up like
  • a roman candle when the aerosol collided with the lightsaber beam. Tagger howled with delight at their brilliant spectacle, but their mirth was disrupted when the Imperial Cops
  • Crashed the party with their Hummer tank and polished off the bathtub gin. The next thing we knew, the Imperial Cops were wished happy trails by Tagger and his comrades. They died
  • all of them. That bathtub gin was only for them. We only kept it in case the Prophecy was true. Everybody else got their own bathtub gin. That means I was pivotal to Prophecy. Cool
  • your jets there Really. That was not pivotal: important, yes, but not pivotal! Therefore you still do not qualify pivotal level coverage under the Celestial healthcare system.
  • Oh YEAH? Well, what if I leap 700 feet into the sky and come raining down over St. Louis as ten thousand baby ducks in tiny airplanes? Would THAT qualify for pivotal coverage?
  • "No, but it would look like a strange acid trip mixed with flash backs of your twisted childhood," the shrink replied and handed him a nice safe basket to finish weaving. Good nut.
Started
2013-06-30 17:12:22
Finished
2016-10-07 16:52:50

2 Comments

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    seinundzeit Oct 13 2016 @ 18:23

    I am pretty sure that Really was supposed to be Reality but Reality squashed it.
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    Woab Oct 14 2016 @ 12:25

    Isn' that just like reality?

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