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The hairdresser stopped in mid-snip & gasped,

  • The hairdresser stopped in mid-snip & gasped, staring at the back of my head. She gestured wildly to the stylist in the next booth. "Come here, QUICK! You gotta see this!" she said
  • to Cheri. There was a nest of wild birds singing happily, "Jailhouse Rock". She asked me if I wanted to remove it, and if so, it would cost extra. "I don't have the cash, Now what"
  • "I'll tell you what." She said. "I'll remove the Yardbirds, if I can borrow your Parakeet for a month. I'm sure he'd cheer my mother whose living her last days." So Squawkers moved
  • to the Hamptons. I would never see her again. The Hamptons were the second target of the incoming missiles after Reno. After the war, I dragged a mannequin named Ted around on a
  • length of blue & green string. We had to make our own entertainment in those post-Apocalyptic times and Ted & I would sing duets together. Ted didn't know any of the words or tunes
  • because Ted Danson was a TV actor. Now, Rhea? She could belt out every tune from Annie Get Your Gun. So, basically the lawn party desembled into murky alcoholism when the sun set.
  • And I dared not hint I knew about Shark Lady and Shark Man watching the rerun three years later. My fangs were long gone by then, but they still had theirs. Dr. Wikid listened to a
  • hoot raven hooting outside his window three nights in a roll. He consulted with the Portents Bureau & they told him they didn't have anything on it yet. They sent for Prof. Loomis.
  • But by then Professor Loomis had undergone "the operation" and was now a waitress at Hooters going by the name of Lulu. No-one made the connection between this and the hoot raven.
  • Hooters' patrons who ended up dating Lulu were invariably tickled by her disclosure: "You used to be a SCIENTIST? Shut up!" "Go figure," she'd reply, snickering inwardly.
Started
2013-07-21 04:43:38
Finished
2017-07-09 11:42:27

8 Comments

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    Woab Jul 10 2017 @ 09:28

    Ooh, good finale, Ice! We may need to write some more adventures for Professor Lulu Loomis.
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    IceSquad Jul 10 2017 @ 11:22

    Definite potential, Woab.
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    LordVacuity Jul 10 2017 @ 11:25

    Professor Loomis is from Lillehammer.
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    IceSquad Jul 10 2017 @ 16:29

    I seem to remember him going at Michael Myers.
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    Woab Jul 10 2017 @ 17:09

    That's what Michael Myers gets for hanging around Hooters.
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    LordVacuity Jul 10 2017 @ 17:21

    All this time Loomis has been helping Custer through all his adventures and I never noticed before that Loomis was a woman. That is a real Lulu.
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    Woab Jul 11 2017 @ 10:12

    Tee hee! Prof. Loomis was only a woman on the inside until this FS. Now she is Lulu and will soon find out that being ogled is not as fun as it seemed, before.
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    Woab Jul 12 2017 @ 12:05

    A new FS about Prof. Lulu Loomis may be found here: http://foldingstory.com/hsj2e/

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