I meant WEED, not WEEDS. Arrrgguuuhhh!

I meant WEED, not WEEDS. Arrrgguuuhhh!
What an idiot. I give him one simple job and he fucks it up. How could he get the two wrong? We're in a fucking drug war right now and he gives me some shit from his garden?!
Mr Preston thought when he gave Mr Fleetwood some of the manure mix he'd been using to grow his prize winning marrows that Mr Fleetwood would be more greatful but instead
Mr. Fleetwood asked if he'd take a few snaps of their concert. Mr. Preston was flattered & took his Instamatic to the first concert of "The Band formerly known as Fleetwood Mac"
And it truly was the first concert. In as much as "The band hasn't practiced since we broke up 15 years ago" first concert. It was horrible. Nick's dabbles in the dark arts left
holes in his brain where chord progressions used to be. The post-show catering was baked road kill. The audience booed and some hissed. The band's next release is 3 minutes of sile
nce. It is a daring piece, rarely attempted but in this case well worth the lack of effort. Unsuspecting fans will suddenly find themselves checking their devices for dead batt
eries. Unsuspecting fans will then become stupefied. The fans' stupefication will morph into aggregate ape-like rage. The fans' will then massively lash out at the first sight of
Attempts to form a peaceful, tranquil, society. You see, these fanatics where so crazy that they formed a lynch mob that threatened to kill anyone who tried to bring about peace.
So we tricked the war advocacy by building a rocket ship to an alien planet. "Oh, yeah, totally for war," we promised. Then we escaped and took the knowledge with us.

Started: 2012-12-30 01:13:48
Finished: 2015-02-08 09:38:52

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