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Once pupon a time a stoopid ass called simon

  • Once pupon a time a stoopid ass called simon barbaaaaaaaaaah told me to go on this website, he forced me to, he held my up by my throat with a knife, now im here, save me plz
  • i am so scared i have just had a massive dump
  • It was really smelly.
  • Like my palm.
  • Your palm? No, I believe you are mistaken. This palm here is mine. What? No, it's been growing here by my fence since I bought the house in 1992. Yes, that's my fence and I'd like
  • you to remove the fairy lights, Tibetan prayer flags, windmills, wind chimes and evil eyes nailed to MY fence & tree. Your clutter is interfering with my chi flows and causes head
  • winds approaching speeds requiring tropical storm warnings and the sirens startled my birds of paradise who then shit all over place and the resale values take a dive and she gives
  • Birth to a brainwashed, ignorant slave of the mind controlled culture of the 21st century? Incredible. The younger generations are brainwashed. What a pitiful sight, just when we
  • thought they might learn how not to fail from our example, they left us behind for virtual worlds and formed their own congresses and opinions. Our dessiccated corpses
  • amused themselves with parlor games until they crumbled to dust, while we watched in our disembodied, sluggish melancholy, perplexed and slowly fading to nothing.

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