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"Canglisons and Tpridores! Are you ready

  • "Canglisons and Tpridores! Are you ready for the Intergalactic Hippodrome Extravaganza!? On this Lunar Shadow, we present the main event: STONE CARNAGE MELEE'S!"
  • The first contender was Jackson the Thigh Splitting Behemoth. He entered the Hippodrome and beat his chest in anticipation of a might triumph. The crowd went wild and bought all of
  • The popcorn and bottled water to successfully survive this battle of the titans, as it was billed. Major Platinus knew he couldn't take the smoke and mirrors that came with it.
  • What Major Platinus suspected was that smoke and mirrors was all the battle of the titans was. He immediately became a pacifist, practicing meditation on the battlefield. Yeah.
  • The Zen from his deep breathing was contagious and other warriors joined in. Soon the whole battlefield was a hum with Oooommm. It was so serene that the
  • bloody waters appeared like veils of an era lifted. Vhoom... A jet lashed on its wrath and the meditation rested.
  • Stillness upon surface. Below the deceased only seemed to rest, many years waiting to exact retribution. This is when Goober & Farley motored up the backwater in their Fannyboat,
  • the solar-powered propulsion mechanism spitting blue smoke.
  • "Well, it's certainly propelling smoke," I muttered as I dragged the ailing solar powered propulsion mechanism out of there before we all suffocated. But no sooner had we turned on
  • the exotic dancer/engineer before she began to recalibrate the solar array while gyrating to Rock Steady by the Whispers. Impressed we filled her garter with blueprints & money.
Started
2013-08-25 14:39:06
Finished
2017-04-18 12:14:14

2 Comments

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    Rebbie Apr 18 2017 @ 14:43

    Does that mean the exotic dancer won the "STONE CARNAGE MELEE"?
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    Woab Apr 18 2017 @ 15:45

    She certainly has my vote.

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