"Booo!" Jeered the crowd as Mary strutted

"Booo!" Jeered the crowd as Mary strutted onstage, birds and expletives flying. Joseph pointed at the screen, citing the baby's ears and nose. "God Made Me Pregnant" sent Maury's
audience into a uproar. "What? What!?" said Mary as she walked threateningly towards the audience. Maury quickly interrupted with "alright, lets bring God out here!" and the crowd
boiled over with seething anger at Mary. The crowd surged into a collective mass, the crowd hoisted Maury up as its head. Maury's voice became crowd speak and pointed at Mary.
The DNA test was brought out. "Mary, you ARE the mother." No drama there. "Holy Spirit, you ARE the Father." Joseph wept. The Maury hive spewed such vitriol as "Boo, Mary, boo" and
Joseph leapt to his feet to punch out the Holy Spirit...but, for obvious reasons, was unable to do so. Joseph slumped back into his chair, glaring at Mary. Maury intervened: "I
Am That I Am won't like this at all I suspect." The Holy Spirit nodded silently. Joseph muttered something under his breath. Mary asked, "how would you know? Maybe He wants a fight
with your soul? Maybe He wants to test your spirit." "My ass," Joseph thought to himself. "I heard that." The Holy Spirit replied. Stunned, Joseph turned to Mary & said, "OK. I'll
do it, but that means you have to keep your distance from those nephilim and their googly eyes." Mary declared, "I've only got eyes for you." But Joseph would later wonder whether
she interpreted "roll in the hay" literally. You can really pick'em, Joe, he said under his breath. "What's that, my divine hubby?" Mary sweetly asked through her labor
contractions. "Baby, did you give me an epidural? I feel as though I've been stabbed in the back." Four hours later, their child was born. His name was Rey, short for Revenge.

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