It was only when I woke up that I realised
- It was only when I woke up that I realised that not was all that it seemed. 2 mins and 17 secs had passed and for what?
- I had not managed to brush my hair and my skirt was still on the floor.
- the explosion that rocked my house had impaired my ability to get dressed by charring all of my clothes beyond recognition. a quick reconnoiter was in order, so i gathered up a
- a slightly charred pair of used popeye underwear and draped the firetrap around my shoulders and gingerly exited through the shattered window. headcheese and malic acid are an ex
- port total zero. You couldn't pay other countries to take that crap off your hands. Doug was the regional sales rep for headcheese and malic acid, which basically meant that
- Patti Mayonnaise would never love Doug. Being lactose intolerant, Doug's involvement in cheese-making was a constant frustration. So one night Patti hooked up with Skeeter just to
- enjoy having pizza with extra cheese with some hot guy. But Skeeter's future was thin, and Patti never saw them together. Even so, Doug recoiled from Patti in lactose-intolerant
- yet cheesy motions. Doug was saving his Supreme future prospects for someone else. "Can I have the other half of your pie?" Patti asked, foreshadowing their future divorce court
- "this pie is for me & me only"
- so I ATE the pie
- Started
- 2011-03-16 08:25:35
- Finished
- 2011-11-06 21:12:34
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