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Before us, there was a whole lot of something.

  • Before us, there was a whole lot of something. But it didn't matter to us, because we weren't aware. But now we are aware, we think nothing of it. Later,
  • there will be other beings, beings greater and more terrible than we are, and they will care nothing that there is a whole lot of something happening now. They will care only for
  • eradication of our wretched species. Our only choice is to adapt. We must bring back our scientists. They are the only ones who know how to manipulate our genes...
  • Mr. Li invited Albert who totally missed the point & gave a TED talk about Jeans. "Tis Cheans I wear, they are tie dyed und haf great black hole in seat. Acid vaashed mit Saurkraut
  • und Ginger Ale mit a dabble of lemon juice." Appalled, Mr. Li sent his goons to arrest Albert and throw him into Chinese prison, never to speak at TED again. Yet Albert didn't stop
  • Mr.Li's goons from letting him serve Batmen. Albert gave the goons a good piece of his mind. He lectured them on proper etiquettes and made them very ashamed of themselves
  • for all of 33 seconds which is how long it took the Block Boss to suss up the situation and nod an indication that "No Sir, I don't like it. Take him outside give him a hard intro
  • To John Cage's music. All he had to do was sit at the piano 4:33 and he would be the next David Tudor. Queen Elizabeth I entered the room and sat on her throne. She liked "4:33"
  • "We very much enjoy this piece, Mr. Cage," the Queen remarked, "but we don't quite get what you were doing around the 3:27 mark. Was my gas part of the score?"
  • "No, but you were."

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