The angel's halo sputtered like an exit sign

The angel's halo sputtered like an exit sign in Quake. I noticed my best bud Joe was still there beside the bed. "Funny more hospitals aren't haunted," I thought in passing. Joe

still holding my hand looked at the flat EEG monitor sadly.He knew I didn't want to be reanimated & didn't call a nurse.As I floated up the angel's halo went out & she dissapeared

then the smell of sulfur filled the room, greasy black smoke billowed. From the foot of my hospital bed, I saw two, yellow, pitted gigantic, pointed horns rising up. Striations of

hot plastic bubbled from the floor as the demon opened it maw. "I hear you were injured in an accident. Do you have proper representation?" it intoned. I tried to ring the nurse.

She walked in calmly a few moments later, the hell beast staring all the while. "Oh, Troy, you didnt take your medicine today did you?" He nodded softly, aware of that reality

was his and his alone. He knew the hell beast well. It was on these days when he forgot to take his medication that the hell beast would come and

and offer to make him banana crunch pancakes, which he loved above all other breakfast foods. But he also knew that his love would cause him to eat too many pancakes and

EXPLODE all over the rhododendrons. Geesh what a freaking mess that would make and mother would be so

Thrilled to pieces that the damn flowers were gone! The flowers took up too much space, especially when she's trying to grow all that medical glaucoma plants. She invested way

to much time in there. She had implemented a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early)."