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One day there was a guy, his name was Leo

  • One day there was a guy, his name was Leo Verheij and he was always sitting behind his computer. He went to Youtube to look for music.
  • He'd gotten tired of sitting behind his computer & decided to walk there. But people looked at him oddly when he asked "Where's Youtube?" so instead he asked, "Where's Google?"
  • "Quiet! You'll get us all in trouble. Just keep churning." But an Amish Protector had already heard. "You there! New guy! Did you just use the G-word?" "All I said was Google." He
  • looked at me with wide eyed horror. Certain words where forbidden to us, Google was no exception.
  • Certain words had the power to stop armies. Certain words could break bones, like sticks and stones. That's why they were forbidden to us, BUT, I could my kid brother to say them
  • And the thought police were there to arrest him. I became a peregrine falcon and flew away. That way, I escaped and lived happily ever after. Nona and Squawker remembered me!
  • That Nona and Squawkers remembered was part of my happy ever after. Since you already know that I lived happily ever after you also know that means I have nothing more of interest
  • to report. Only that Nona and Squawkers were blessed with an egg seven years later, which hatched into a baby Harpy that they named Numpkins. It instantly ate the doctor's face off
  • because it was a terrifying creature made specifically to
  • keep the children in line. And so it did.

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