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@FB Hi guyz I try somethin New...

  • @FB Hi guyz I try somethin New...
  • "Welcome Brethen! " was the chorus of "The Guyz", a fraternal brotherhood of hairy men. We raised our mugs of Stout and threw them in the fireplace. The new guy walked to the bar,
  • ordered a stout and--not aware of local customs--actually started to DRINK it. The Megabear (what The Guyz call their lead Brethren approached the new guy
  • and promptly sliced his head off with his great Megabear claws. Everybody knows what happens when you mess with Megabear, so if you want to live you better
  • call your best friend, MegaShark. Everyone knows MegaShark always wins; he beat Crocosaurus and Giant Octopus already, clearly he's the better super animal monster. Megabear didn't
  • give a shit what the Honey Bear or the Charmin Dingle-berry Bears had to say. Megabear was Ski-Ball champ and he'd soon stick a knife in those cartoon freaks as look at
  • their holiday candids. Those stupid bears and their pictures of yet-another-cave in the Smokies! Hoo boy - they were boring. Got nuthin' on my panda on the veranda, who's trips to
  • China and the Great Wall were nothing short of fantastic. The bears wouldn't leave it alone, they had to have the last word. They went on and on about swimming with the
  • winner of American Idol in the cool Pacific, and when I told them I'd heard this anecdote already they just laughed and told it again, only this time her bikini was red not blue.
  • The nuance didn't really matter, and the laughter grew more sporadic and awkward. He tried again only changed her from a blonde to a brunette, and it didn't get any better. Ugh.
Started
2011-05-01 12:02:19
Finished
2012-06-15 15:52:32

1 Comments

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    Zetawilk Jun 15 2012 @ 15:54

    I like Megabear.

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