Billy is on his way to Mars
- Billy is on his way to Mars
- When he saw Buzz lightyear
- he realized how uncool he truly was because of how excited he got because Buzz light year was sooooo 1995. Teenage mutant ninja turtles is where it really is at!
- So melted down all of his old Buzz Lightyear dolls (action figures!) and created a shrine depicting the turtle foursome giving Splinter a back massage. The local community thought
- it was a glorious achievement and he promptly got laid and drank for free and everyone wanted to be just like him. His TMNT shrine
- r's hat was something that he got from just being awesome at the right time. He wore his TMNT Shriner's hat everywhere. It was like a shell colored Fez. But the tassel was
- purple silk and smelled like shriner's garlic dip from the last meeting. He was being awesome while sleeping off a binge behind the dumpster.
- Oh what fun that binge was. Everyone was wasted and signing Row row row your boat at the end of it.
- He stumbled out to the dock. The party was raging in the manor as he finished the dregs from his snifter. Getting into the rowboat he wondered, "Ah, but is it just a dream?"
- He thought to himself briefly, then nodded, with a slight contour of a grin. "Life is but a dream." He kicked the rowboat off from the dock, slowly drifting into the night.
- Started
- 2012-05-10 11:20:59
- Finished
- 2012-05-17 00:51:22
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49erFaithful May 17 2012 @ 12:13
Seems like this guy has a great perspective on life. Not sure about his priorities but hey, to each his own.