That night, I had a psychedelic, drug-induced
- That night, I had a psychedelic, drug-induced dream. A cold sweat broke out across my skin as the nightmarish, shadow puppet-like images played against the canvas of my mind.
- I could even hear the nickelodeon sounds as I dated my mind's canvas. I was handed a certificate with a bright gold embossing at the bottom signed by the shadow puppets. The drea
- the dream was to steal a bunch of Elon Musk's tesla's and eat ice cream with the president. that is my
- live goal. I even got a tricky plan.
- This plan was handed down to me by a confused alcoholic
- with a penchant for red rubber noses and rainbow afro wigs. It was the ultimate disguise - nobody would suspect a disco clown! I agreed to the plan and donned the costume. It was
- supposed to conceal me from the other people at the theater, and I really hoped it would work.
- To my utter chagrin, notorious "influencer" Patio Light was seated next to me, had her stick-cam out, and tried to include me in her promo of a much better concealer. The orchestra
- thundered Beethoven's 5th as Ms. Light brazenly planted her lips on mine, all the while filming away with her free hand! I protested, but was shushed by irate audience members
- i don't know
- Started
- 2017-12-17 18:15:27
- Finished
- 2023-05-01 16:32:03
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