Fil·i·bus·ter (noun): The use of irregular
- Fil·i·bus·ter (noun): The use of irregular or obstructive tactics by a member of a legislative assembly to prevent the adoption of a measure. See also: Peeniebuster, Davenbuster,
- and the literary term- you. For in reality, while you say one thing and do another, you do everything in your power to stop the other parties from winning. You're a sly con artist.
- These were the thoughts of Ralphy Lifshlomper as he admired himself in the mirror. He was feeling large and he had the impossible to accomplish. The Finnish bankers were suckers.
- They'd filled their felt-lined boots with his dodgy derivatives rated AAA by a family of dopey credit rating dormice who lived in his pocket. Ralphy Lifshlomper aka Dook of Finland
- Almost 3-1/2 years later, these derivatives were nominally $50 trillion. The Dook of Finland had long since sold them to another sucker, from Wall Street. Their value was ZERO.
- Bernie Madoff looked at the derivates he'd purchased from the Dook of Finland. Where they really worth 50 trillion? He knew he'd been tricked but was determined to recoup his mon
- ey. Thankfully, Bernie Madoff received an email from a 419 scammer advising that for only $23 to assist in legal fees he would receive a share of a $12 million inheritance left
- to anyone named Madoff. Unfortunately, there were billions of people with that name, so in the end Bernie had to actually pay more legal fees than he earned from the inheritance.
- What once had begun a man of modesty, was now left devastated. Not only psychologically, but in incredible debt, debt Bernie felt an overwhelming anxiety consume him. If only he
- had returned the shoes. The SHOES. The shiny tasseled weejuns with their buttery leather and air cushioned soles. "WHY?" His feet were happy, but his life lay in mournful tatters.
- Started
- 2013-06-28 17:05:13
- Finished
- 2016-11-28 17:51:31
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Woab Nov 29 2016 @ 11:05
Ooh, good finale, carina.