Oh I'm a spelunker crack & I'm ok.I climb
- Oh I'm a spelunker crack & I'm ok.I climb in caves where night is day." "He's a spelunker crack & he's ok.He climbs in caves where night is day."I rappel down walls, pick stalagtit
- stalactite icefalls." "He rappels down walls, picks stalactite icefalls." "I kick bats' asses and elude deathtraps, traverse lethal chasms while I draw my maps." "He kicks bats'
- asses and eludes deathtraps, I do *my* rappelling in assless chaps." "You'd rather go first, than be below. Unless you're a spelunker that prefers a show." "He'd rather go first,
- for sure, butt-dude. 'Cause he's goin' spelunkin', in the NUDE!" "Oh no you don't, you kinky baboon. Your ass is flab, a real full moon." "Get outta the way! I'm movin' ahead.
- No way are you taking the likes of me to bed." "You're a pretty Baboon, but a Baboon nonetheless, I'd rather get friendly with the Stewardess. Look at her
- wheel the duty free cart with such panache!" The baboon agreed but insisted she be bought whiskey. Once sated, she put on a show that made the on-flight film look boring. The pilot
- heard the applause and emerged from the cockpit to watch the enchanting inebriated baboon, and even bought everyone aboard a tiny bottle of whiskey. As the plane ascended rapidly,
- I re-entered the cockpit to continue piloting—followed by the inebriated baboon, who wanted HIS chance to pilot the plane. When I said “No,” he got nasty and bared his teeth. Just
- then an aerodynamic four post bed flew by the cockpit. The inebriated baboon flashed back to his capture. He came out of it stone cold sober. I took the aircraft higher. The bed fo
- rbade me, but I've never taken orders from furniture in my entire life. Except that one time, but that time wasn't now. This was the day I broke the fabled tablecloth barrier.
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- 2021-12-15 16:23:49
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