"I would never punt my son," she claimed.
- "I would never punt my son," she claimed. I chuckled at her naieveté and said, "What if a maniac sets up a doomsday device, and he'll only shut it off if you punt your son? Hmmm?"
- "While we're talking hypotheticals," she said, "what might happen if you still haven't paid your back rent by the end of the week?" Dang... I thought she'd written that off as a
- a joke. Surely after all we had been through, she didn't expect the rent. "We can arrange something, if you don't have the rent," she said, while holding her Jumanji game.
- I gripped the fire-axe behind my back as tightly as I had ever held on to sanity or reason. Sure, I had prostituted myself to the hag I rented from, but she did have Jumanji ...
- which featured me as an extra in some of the scenes. I swung the fire axe right into the peephole. The door cleaved in two. My landlady was on her sofa watching netflix on her
- toaster. Stupid smart appliances! "Stupid landlady!" I screamed at her. "Toasters are for..." I thought about it. I had forgotten the true use of toasters!. Dropping the fire axe,
- I checked my watch. It was only a matter of minutes before I forgot everything. I had to find a way into the
- lab. I had to make sure I was unable to forget. The only way is to write my entire memory onto a hard disk.
- So I went shopping. At several stores all I got were smirks and snide comments from the employees when I admitted I was going soft. "Where can I find some hard disks?"
- The employees started laughing when I asked. It was all such a bewilderment. What was so funny about hard disks? So I asked them once more. And they just laughed even harder.
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- 2014-01-13 18:28:00
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- 2014-05-24 22:26:30
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