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With a loud click, the door shut behind him.

  • With a loud click, the door shut behind him. He was in a sterile white room. A voice droned, "Mars Sense Deprivation test: Subject A-4." The only thing in the room was a slinky.
  • And there is nothing more evil than a slinky. It's the dope of the Industrial Revolution. How do you make people become machines? Teach them to play with coiled metal. The Voice
  • commanded me, "Get your your slinky and play with it. Play with it like you would your [genitalia]." I was hurt and confused, but also ashamed beneath it all. The Robot Voice
  • adapted to my uneasiness, becoming funkily vocoded and auto-tuned. I approached the intercom from whence the Voice came. "Dr. Robotnik, is that you?" I asked. I could hear beans
  • being shaken in a homemade marimba. The Voice replied "No talking. Just listen to me, your next challenge is to take the dear Dr. Robotnik back to
  • planet Mobius. You will help him together with Dr.Robotnick's Robobeatnik mecha to fight Sonic the Hedgehog who rules Mobius together with Queen Aleena in a Hegemony of Hedgerows."
  • I furiously scribbled notes to keep track of the complex situation. "I think I've got it," I said as I put down my pencil & picked up my weapon. Today Sonic & Aleena would die!
  • Or, maybe Sonic and Aleena would just quake in fear from my weapon made of
  • porcupine quills, piano wire, and superglue. The rest of my costume however made me look like a beekeeper, but so what? Queen Aleena and Sonic
  • the Hedgehog were known for their fabulous outfits. I turned around once, checking myself out in the mirror, nodded in satisfaction, and strode out of the room, ready for action.
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2011-05-27 13:00:03
Finished
2013-09-09 10:45:47

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Sep 16 2013 @ 19:40

    Great stuff - really keeps the nonsense level on a beeline - and yet it all makes sense somehow. What will we call our bequilled & musical hero?

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