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Connel stood on the roof of Century tower

  • Connel stood on the roof of Century tower in his kilt, inflated his Bag pipe and on the count of midnight began to play Auld Lang Syne.
  • As Connel played the haunting melody from centuries ago echoes across the Scottish highlands, the Ghosts of Ages Past arose from their graves for their annual New Year ceilidh.
  • Rob Roy appeared in front of Connel. "Well you have called me, what do you want?" Connel pulled out a picture of his boss, held it up and said, "I need you to
  • tell me if this is bootylicious."
  • Before long the bottom was wiggling so much that the entire room shook causing a malfunction in the vapour spectrometer and the dividing gradient maximiser was going
  • on and off, showing levels of radiation up to fifty times higher than allowed. The two scientists picked up vaccine samples and rushed out just as the nuclear reactor
  • went into the final stages of meltdown. One scientist rushed to hijack the nearest car in the parking lot while the other hauled a cardboard box full of the vaccines behind her.
  • They managed to hot-wire the car & drove away just before the explosion. The two scientists exchanged looks of relief. There was a crash from the back seat. The box of vaccines had
  • imploded and formed a self-conscious entity. The two scientist stopped the car and looked into backseat. The amorphous thing burbled, "Say good-bye to that Nobel prize."
  • As this was the Nobel prize for grilled cheese sandwich. Not just any sandwich either, you see these were made by Flo from Mel's diner. Cooked with a left handed spatula on

1 Comments

  1. Chaz Nov 17 2015 @ 16:18

    You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.

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