Emily Post got arrested today.

Emily Post got arrested today.
Well, not *that* Emily Post. Emily Post's great-granddaughter Emily Post IV was arrested by Las Vegas police on charges of public indecency, breach of etiquette, and lewd conduct.
But this *this* Emily Post couldn't be further removed from her bawdy ancestral namesake. She was a paragon of virtue, always praying three time before crossing the road, and wipin
her gloved hands feverishly. Her prim face eyed the café and she wanted to turn around. How could she meet someone for coffee in that pit stop? It would ruin her reputation as a
culinary critic for the Times and potentially give her the runs. But she had no choice. The extortionist had the goods on her. She needed the photos and the negatives, or Mayor
McCheese would give her the runs no questions asked. She broke into the mayoral palace at 3am one Tuesday night. Mayor McCheese was asleep HOLDING the negatives! She got a coat han
ger and jammed it between Mayor McCheese's buns and wrenched it around with malice and mayhem. Behind her, in the closet the Hamburgerlar watched fearfully.
Mickey D was jealously watching as she went to Burger King and stashed it there in the orifices created by Chef Burger. Mayor McCheese grabbed his hatchet and bypassed the robots.
Mayors had that capability in those days. The mothership sent Donald M to take charge of the situation and allowing the mayors to dispense their justice gave him a thin level of
confidence i him to give the strength to fight them.

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