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The problem with the Nutcracker wasn't his

  • The problem with the Nutcracker wasn't his wooden conversation or his gastly chops, it was in his noggin, the whorls of his brain like those of a walnut. He was crackin' nutty &
  • groovy. The Nutcracker was such a goober because he was always repeating that age old chestnut about one in the hand is worth two in the bush. He was a little cracked.
  • Still, Marie loved her Nutcracker, enough that she'd willingly sneak outta the house in her nightie with him at midnight to seek sugarplums. The true story of The Nutcracker is
  • that Marie, unbeknownst to her Victorian parents, had been sleeping with the Rat King until she met the Nutcracker. That's what the battle in Act I was really about. Marie was a
  • girl in trouble, and seven months after marrying the Nutcracker, Marie gave birth to a little half-rat child that looked alot like the Rat King, but they pretended not to notice.
  • They named their Rat child "Ratcracker." Ratcracker had trouble fitting in at school, and The Nutcracker and Marie (being his parents,) decided to just homeschool him. But
  • The local officials were concerned Ratcracker was too smart. His IQ was 180 and the desired average IQ was 95. Nutcracker and Marie chose to relocate to Lakeland, an invisible
  • lake in the centre of the moon. Anything that went under its surface disappeared. Space locals knew what a dangerous place this was, filled with bandits in astro-scuba suits. But
  • Jim the Alien decided he was going to go in! no matter the cost! to save his lovely, Felisha(who is a fish). so he got on his space suit, and
  • flew off. He found Felisha in no time but she wasn't as happy to see him as he was. He found her in bed with her ex-boyfriend, a shark named Alex. Not all fish need saving.
Started
2013-12-06 17:41:53
Finished
2017-10-09 02:34:06

4 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 09 2017 @ 22:41

    Starts and ends with animal cuckoldry.
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    Woab Oct 10 2017 @ 11:08

    I love Firebolt's creation of the Ratcracker. Must have more stories about him.
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    Woab Oct 10 2017 @ 11:16

    Here's a story about the Ratcracker that you can add to, if you like: http://foldingstory.com/o4bdb/
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    Firebolt391d Oct 10 2017 @ 15:19

    Thanks Woab! After looking back at my fold, I realize I probably should have also somehow incorporated the idea that the Ratcracker was the child of Marie and the Nutcracker, since I did have that information available to me. There's just only so much that can be added in one fold ! :)

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