Throw the cheese! Classic youtube. Unfortunately
- Throw the cheese! Classic youtube. Unfortunately it was also the best defense against the cowboys from outer space that a 11 year old could think of while
- being "Home Alone"! He tried to phone home, but, the Aliens were just too quick. As they stampeded toward him again, his next thought was to run into the kitchen and
- grab a gun. He bolted out the room into the kitchen, but when he got into the kitchen it was gone... everything was one. The aliens took everything.
- even the cat
- wouldn't touch it. The hairball sat in the center of my bedsheet I stared at it. My cat licked her paw then scampered from the room. The hairball pulsed. Didn't it?
- Am I seeing things or is this hairball alive? I can't remember the last time I took my medication, or even ate something. The cat probably stole my medication, or maybe
- the dust bunnies confiscated it. Dern vermits, always stealing mah stuff! Sure they look all poofy and adorable under my bed, but it is all a ruse. I'm almost certain the hairballs
- Are from my tortoiseshell cat. She sheds a lot despite being brushed daily. The dust bunnies get chased daily when I sweep my quarters in the house. They are more numerous where
- my money tree grows and I have to sweep the quarters away daily if I want to be able to walk through my room. Then I have to roll 'em up and take them to the bank, and they're heav
- y, but I wouldn't trade my money tree for anything. Except maybe my soul. That would be nice to have back. The money tree is almost just as good anyway. My mom thinks so too.
- Started
- 2016-09-27 16:40:40
- Finished
- 2016-09-30 16:33:20
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Rebbie Sep 30 2016 @ 18:04
Yay! First story I started that ever got finished. Thank you all! Woot!
Woab Oct 01 2016 @ 11:09
Congratulations, Rebbie! Nice ending, plasmajelly.