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smckrobinson really wanted kristyleann to

  • smckrobinson really wanted kristyleann to attend a strange party that was being thrown for her two months after her wedding. They've known each other IRL for years, and
  • decided to invite some foldingstory dude named gravir to join them...
  • as the guest speaker. Gravir will be speaking on the topic "Web Driven Revolution for Library Data". Many believe that the web’s influence on libraries is limited to social network
  • "Shh!" an elderly librarian interrupted him. "This is a library!" More members of the audience shushed at Gravir. He'd have to stage the Revolution for Library Data all by himself.
  • And he'd have to do it quietly. With the librarians and audience still shushing him, Gravir took a deep breath and started not to speak. The Revolution for Library Data had begun!
  • Then one of the stacks fell over when a bunch of anarchist bibliophiles decided to co-opt our Revolution for Library Data & set the books free. Free love. Free books. Free book lov
  • e. “You’re FREE, books!” shouted the anarchists. But the books, being books, didn’t move. They just stayed scattered on the library floor. This pissed the anarchists off to no end,
  • "Capitalist TOOLS!" the anarchists yelled at the fallen books before they doused them with gasoline and lit them on fire. "Power to the illiterate!" they screamed as they fled the
  • hospital. Unfortunately, their illiteracy also meant they knew not where they were, as they could not read the sign that said, "THE ONLY HOSPITAL IN TOWN." It exploded, causing the
  • deaths of 4,532 when it collapsed onto the ballroom that used to be down the street or I had wandered off that much?! I blocked out everything. I closed my eyes. I concentrated. I.
Started
2015-10-15 01:13:19
Finished
2024-04-18 02:29:16

1 Comments

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    seinundzeit Apr 18 2024 @ 02:35

    https://voca.ro/11H7e7L5CGVO

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