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Jherek Manatee of Mars putted along the arid

  • Jherek Manatee of Mars putted along the arid canals on his antigrav party-boat, pondering ancient mysteries in silence. But from the empty ruins of Xhiq came a horrific shriek!
  • "Such a distinct accent," thought Jherek Manatee. "The shriek must belong to a fellow Marineris mammal." Phazon from the Mad Sea Cows of Untranquility (Mars division) was to blame.
  • That was for sure. Why, Phazon was always pulling stunts like this, I'll never know. Unless I
  • try to figure out
  • what actually happened in the movie Donny Darko
  • I will never understand, what with all the time-travelling, giant rabbits, and Patrick Swayze confusing my poor little mind. And don't get me started on Inception, that film had me
  • throwing up all over the movie theater! Seriously who would make such a sick movie. I had to cover the eyes and ears of my screaming
  • 12 year old child. She crying so much that the movie theatre was filled with puke, blood ,and tears of fear. I was stuck and
  • decided to not be stuck and walk out of the theater because... i just.... i just couldn't handle the stressful situation that was occuring that day.
  • I walked to the gun store and stole a gun and ran home. This was it! I couldn't take it anymore! I pointed the gun to my head, but no ammo. I looked up.."FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!"
Started
2011-08-15 16:40:10
Finished
2011-08-26 11:43:09

4 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Aug 26 2011 @ 13:30

    "O' the sorrow of the extinct Marineris mammals." Here lies Jhrerek Manatee of Mars August 15 16:40-17:40 2150 A.D. R.I.P.
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    DanMars Aug 26 2011 @ 16:59

    Oh no... hopefully other J. Manatees will keep fighting the good fight!
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    buddyboy4711 Aug 26 2011 @ 18:41

    The Mad Sea Cows of Untranquility may have won the Battle of Xhiq, but they will never win the war! *loud cheers*
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    BlastedHeath Aug 29 2011 @ 19:41

    Every day is a winding canal on Old Mars.

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