I'll never eat Belgian chocolate again.
- I'll never eat Belgian chocolate again.
- This morning, I strolled over to the local chocolaterie and selected a small box of assorted Belgian chocolates. Little did I know that inside one of them was a crunchy, six-legged
- spider. I wrote a complaint to the chocolate factory, but they were more interested in bringing in entomologists and debating: if a spider has 6 legs, can it be called a spider?
- Maybe I should be worried that the chocolate factory hired entomologists? I sneaked into the factory and spied. Sick! They were putting bugs into more recipes than just the chocola
- te. They also put bugs throughout the Wonka's factory for pure espionage. I could taste the irony as I chomped down on a chocolate beetle, eyeing Wonka with suspision and adulation
- .What a diabolical plan for world domination! Even the world's greatest despots ate Wonka Chocolates.Audio channels from bugged chocolates were monitored by Oompa Loompa operatives
- Based in Kuala Lumpur. The sultan Batjalzar was an.expert in bugging chocolates. It had to be done the right way. That would allow Agent 194 to covertly disguise himself as a
- Silent K. Using that disguise Agent 194 would infiltrate a silver ware set and replace, with himself, the K of the target's steak knife. From that vantage he could access what was
- to be the target of the stabbing before it was stabbed. Agent 194 covered himself in tin foil and tried to look sharp. Silent K grabbed him and poked the King of Thailand with him
- poking & grabbing, grabbing & poking...the air...nothing...Agent 194 found himself poking, grabbing, thrusting, & bobbing...in...Lake Michigan. Foiled again!
- Started
- 2014-07-01 19:00:56
- Finished
- 2017-11-02 19:36:27
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