One day a girl was walking down the street
- One day a girl was walking down the street and she thought to herself i really would like a pack of sour gummy worms. I wonder where I could get some?
- All of a sudden a fairy appeared out of mid air!
- she wanted to grant me a wish and i said send me to jamaica so i can pick some mangos.
- Unfortunately, the mangos were filled with a poison that could only be cured by touching the tail of King Caleb, the largest rattlesnake on the island. How should I proceed?
- Fortunately my blind brother Brony could hear a rattler as big as King Caleb at half a mile. The Mango poison was beginning to cause double vision. I needed to touch Caleb's tail
- -isman which was the head of Cobra Commander melted onto a candy necklace. The Snake was a real charmer. It spat venom and Blind Brony's eyes that sizzled the pupils until
- his eyes went blue and rolled into the back of his head. He was dead. The Snake hissed a little and slithered under the fridge. It snuggle up next to the warm motor and dozed
- . Meanwhile, Bobby came downstairs for a baloney sandwich. He was so hungry, he didn't even notice the body in the middle of the kitchen floor. The snake under the fridge awakened.
- Bobby gathered his sandwich ingredients, turned to prepare, & tripped over the fresh corpse. His first scream was silent. The plate slipped from his fingers & shattered. The snake
- turned into a staff, and the corpse arose back into a body. "I wondered where I'd left that," Moses said. "Thanks for the sandwich." Bobby stared in awe. He was now out of toast.
- Started
- 2012-02-09 14:53:40
- Finished
- 2013-03-02 00:21:42
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Zetawilk Mar 02 2013 @ 00:22
Moral of the story: When concerning the undead, be glad if a sandwich is all they take.