Bred by the government to impregnate social

Bred by the government to impregnate social minorities and have super-soldier children, Project Crinkletart could have been a success, but instead created...Fugget...

the terrible monstrosity which is neither chicken finger nor nugget. Confounding all manners of scientific definition, the Fugget caused chaos in school cafeterias across the globe

, until a mad scientist discovered that this entity was a servant of a dark lord sleeping in the flooded city of R'lyeh. Before to die he moaned the name of "Chtulhu"

But that was just bullshit, right? Some story made up by our parents to convince us it was OK that our creepy uncle molested us. After all -- Chtulhu seemed much worse than that.

Chtulu leaves lingering smell of oceanic rot, whereas our uncle just left behind the essence of cheap cigars and everyone thought it was cute how he held me in his lap. When I

was 14, my uncle died and left me with these last words "The Cthulu is going to try to attack the giant squid city!" From that point on, I swore to

high heaven every time I had to hear about the Squid City tragedy. Why hadn't I taken my uncle seriously? But the past was in the past and right now I've got to figure out why

my uncle bequeathed me only a dusty old book. The book contained a list of cities. The destroyed Squid City my Uncle warned about was there and my home town Oyster Cove was next

so I moved far away. Could I have warned the Oyster Covians of their impending doom? Sure. But I had decided to let them find out for themselves.

They didn't do a shit and of course, died. I finally go to my home, but i gain a feel of loneliness enough to go see they corpses. Thousands of tears falled.