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The Tuesday that the Anything boxes arrived

  • The Tuesday that the Anything boxes arrived for everyone was the day that civilization, as we know it, ended. By Thursday,
  • President Bieber and his staff had been executed. Every nation on Earth had declared martial law. When everyone on the planet can reach into a box and withdraw absolutely anything
  • they wanted, the planet becomes glutted with clutter, fast. The means of production had exceeded the means of consumption. Some signed up to become GMO landfill munchers, but
  • the landfill munchers got the munchies when they chewed through a discarded pot shipment. Once all the world's waste was gone, the world itself became their munchkin. The crust was
  • filled with cheese
  • and when the mixture of Gruyere and Vacherin Fribourgeois reached the right consistency I gingerly dipped my foot in and then gradually slid into the tub. Ahhh.. Cheese hot tubbing
  • was my guilty pleasure. Not because bathing in a jacuzzi of cheese is weird, but because I'm just Mr. Gorgonzola's plumber and can only afford that American non-cheese stuff. I
  • won't lie though, after a while that gross American Cheese kind of grows on you. Literally. I have weird patches of cheese growing all over myself. The mice are a nightmare.
  • Mice mock American cheese. They lean back on their little mousie haunches and squeak; some are sarcastic, some ironic, all disapprove. I now regret my attempt to clone
  • Mickey. He was the worst of them all. Talk about a snob, he turns his big circular nose to everything not Disney-related. There's a whole big world out there, you uppity rodent.
Started
2011-08-04 19:52:23
Finished
2012-10-07 14:18:11

5 Comments

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    Zetawilk Oct 07 2012 @ 14:26

    You have no idea what kind of cheeseless hell I live in.
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    BlastedHeath Oct 07 2012 @ 20:04

    Someday we shall deliver the cheese and you will pine for that cheeseless hell. Be ready.
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    jaw2ek Oct 10 2012 @ 21:09

    There are quite a few uppity rodents that could learn to show cheese some respect!
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    Zetawilk Oct 13 2012 @ 14:47

    So we went from Doctor Who to Kingdom Hearts.
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    SlimWhitman Oct 13 2012 @ 17:20

    Only thing worse than uppity rodents is talking uppity rodents... http://foldingstory.com/najjv/

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