Time for lunch!
- Time for lunch!
- I set my stop watch for 5 minutes. That would be 2 min for chuckwagon, 30 sec for milk, 40 sec for carrots, 1 minute for cheetos, and 50 sec for nut goodie.
- The chuckwagon and milk went down licketysplit. Looking back, the carrots were where it started to go wrong. I got them down, and the cheetos, but halfway through the nut goodie
- manifesto I lost my inspiration. Gone. Poof. Oh, I wrestled around with some Snyder's of Hannover's pretzel's, but nothing. Vanished. Half a Nut Goodie Manifesto is half of nothin
- and half of nothin is two quarters of nothin and... I had to stop myself, that could've gone on forever... I wrestled with another pretzel, Greco-Roman this time... still nothin...
- Not until the Pretzel Zombies arrived en masse did any fireworks happen. The fence the Queen put up was 4 miles long and 8 feet high, keeping any unwanted visitors out. How tragic
- ally beautiful it was, standing tall and upright, keeping pretzel zombies at bay and protecting the beloved queen's pizza franchise from harm. Many good patisseries shirked their
- duties to come and admire it. Studded with garlic cloves, it stood 120 feet tall, tall enough to keep a watch out for pretzel zombies, who were easily defeated by hot mustard
- Well maybe not "defeated" but enthralled. The zombies would do anything for brains in hot mustard which made them vulnerable to being exploited by uncouth characters who had no
- scruples about poisoning the mortal remains of the victims of the disease that terrorized the planet. Taking advantage of this fact, our hero tainted the supply, saving the day.
- Started
- 2013-06-04 06:51:12
- Finished
- 2017-01-14 00:12:34
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