Damian took her hand. "Lisa..." he murmured,
- Damian took her hand. "Lisa..." he murmured, "give me a chance." She gazed into his eyes. Then she smiled, and just as his face filled with hope, disengaged from the simulator
- with a hard tap of the 'esc' button. "Ugh, gross." Lisa sighed as she removed the 3d goggles. They were standard wear since the great upset. Everyone wre the
- goggles so as to be indistinguishable from the giant insects that had overtaken the planet & invaded every fast food joint from Alaska to Texas.Lisa craved a Whopper or BigMac, but
- knew it couldn't help as much as the french fries to abate her hunger safely. The only thing was.. the fries were never crunchy enough.
- How could she eat fries that were soggy? It'd go against everything she believed in. But she knew if she didn't eat 'em, she'd become another corpse in the attic. Here goes, then.
- She took a hesitant bite. It was worse than she expected. The fry tasted like socks. But the thought of being locked up steeled her resolve once more. Only a few fries left to go
- and BOOM! Her extended belly broke through the harness and she made a dash for freedom. It was hard to run after eating so much, but she managed to duck into the back door of a
- McDonald's and passed out in the kitchen. They hired her on the spot and two years later promoted her to general manager of her very own McDonald's franchise. She was called
- by Jesus to be a McDonald's manager, she realized years later, because it was there on the job when she met Hank, whose Chicken McNuggets were the best she ever had. "THANK GOD!"
- Chicken McNuggets is what she called the pair of testicles that she removed from her victims. She had taken her husbands Chicken McNuggets before they were even married & had kids.
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- 2016-04-27 20:59:11
- Finished
- 2018-01-31 22:53:13
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