How could I change the life that I have?
- How could I change the life that I have? should I
- stop asking myself dumb questions and be proactive about making changes? I started moonwalking and singing "man in the mirror" while channeling my inner Michael.
- I moonwalked right through the kitchen and out onto the back porch. I was barefoot, and slid straight through a group of snails, leaving a crunchy, slimy streak across the concrete
- surface. In the moonlight I made out the words "Blue Invertebrate" in the slimy mess. Was my muu-muu too tight or was my mind playing tricks on me? From the outhouse I heard a
- spine-tingling, hauntingly melancholy wail of a loon calling to its mate. It echoed across the pond as I wiped myself and exited the outhouse. I followed the messy slime trail to
- a small dark cave in the woods surrounding the lake. The loons continued their spooky calls. I felt shivers down my spine. As I leaned in for a look, something brushed my
- back. I let out a gasp. Near the cave, a child was sitting in the middle of a mandala made of millions of spaghetti strands arranged in a circle. All trees around her were flate
- Lating slowing and making noises. Western civilisation would not allow cows to fart as often as they naturally did and the cows went on strike. This
- Was for the first time in a long time not being seen as an altogether not an uncool thing to be once again. Bigotry was lauded a new manifest destiny v.2.0.
- Then the 3-toed sloth was hunted to extinction. "It's great sport because they move so slowly," said the bastard who shot the last one as he tossed the carcass onto a rubbish heap.
- Started
- 2016-10-06 21:44:11
- Finished
- 2017-12-30 16:16:52
1 Comments
Want to leave a comment?
Sign up!
SlimWhitman Dec 30 2017 @ 16:36
The first part of this is really haunting.