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isakdksadjkas

  • isakdksadjkas
  • was Isakashitz Kasadojakas online monicker.He'd heard all the jokes he'd cared to hear about his name during his rural upbringing in Zaney, OH.When Fingery Niorbutte aka fingrynobt
  • had teased him for the excessive vowels in his name, ooh how that had made him angry. Isakashitz Kasadojakas prepared to destroy Fingery Niorbutte once and for all.
  • How dare Fingery Niorbutte tease Isakashits Kasadojakas about his name! Like his was any better! "Your name has the word "finger" in it" spat Isakashitz, They were both
  • hypocrites, so a passing deity forced them to tattoo their names onto their faces. Isakashits Kasadojakas and Fingery Niorbutte screamed in protest, but to no avail. So it came to
  • Their other god, Mario, whom they summoned by praying together. Mario answered their prayers with his long blade. With a flash, the other deity was cut into a thousand pieces. Then
  • the faithful who had summoned the Lord Mario prostrated themselves before his divinity. He bade them rise, inquiring of the whereabouts of his princess. The Slayer of Deities then
  • Delivered pepperoni pizzas from Dante' s rather than go to hell. These were no ordinary pizzas. Lord Mario and his followers ate all of them. The driver wsd tipped nicely and
  • lsd lipped proceeded to dip his wick in the company of his peers. Lord Gudo had ordered a Dante's Ninth Circle Special which came with abnegation and a push-pull mechanical view of
  • Hades. Gudo was not bound by anythiing, morality, physics, sense or logic. Hell in a box was as achievable as lemon meringue pie.
Started
2017-05-13 23:00:06
Finished
2017-11-09 04:40:40

1 Comments

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    Woab Nov 09 2017 @ 15:05

    Hell in a pizza box. Oh yes, it exists.

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