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I pretended to pretend that I was pretending

  • I pretended to pretend that I was pretending but I couldn't pretend that I could pretend that well. They all admitted that they had seen me in that state. Why no heads up? Friends
  • Seem to be like jelly beans. Everywhere... but silent. I decided to go on a journey to to stop pretending to pretend badly and to be honest and brave. I asked my friends to tell me
  • the truth, once and for all, about me being the Easter Bunny and, well, being the good friends they were, they did tell me: "Give it up, dude. Just be yourself." Relieved, I
  • made plans to leave town. The Easter Bunny had become half-real, a shared dream. Like all myths, no-one had believed me, but everyone had gone along with the game. It was time to
  • stop pretending. The eggs. The spring rites. The basket. He was a case. For there was also a Wester Bunny. An evil evil Wester he was. At sunset he hid his dasterdly eggs.
  • The Wester Bunny was very tan, ate only organic kale and was distinctly left-leaning. Some said this put him at an advantage over the Easter Bunny, but when they met on Easter Sund
  • , which is a small archipelago off the west coast of Easter Island, approximately three square miles in area and home to the rare Yolkfish, the Wester Bunny pulled out his gun and
  • Said, "I am ready to eat you! " The Yolkfish squirmed and became a blob. Then it became a leaf, confusing the Wester Bunny. The Easter Bunny came running and asked what was he
  • into, white or dark chocolate? The Wester Bunny said either one as long as it had a creamy center. The yolkfish went from maple leaf to pine needles to acorns. A fearless squirrel
  • challenged the Wester Bunny to a showdown. It did not end well for the bunny. He lay on the street, spilling creamy filling into the gutter and wondering if it had been worth it.
Started
2017-06-08 03:56:31
Finished
2017-09-24 11:28:44

2 Comments

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    Woab Sep 24 2017 @ 11:35

    This story seems to hold together quite well.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 29 2017 @ 02:23

    It's the creamy center that does it.

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