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Looking back on it all now, I realize that

  • Looking back on it all now, I realize that there are still questions I couldn't answer, solutions I couldn't offer, revisions I wished I'd proposed. The awful truth was that the
  • the day I agreed to Marry Dan Quayle I was out of my mind. I was under the strain of a torrential PMS hormone stampede, a gallon of Nyquil and Decaslim. I slogged through that
  • rage filled, panicked nod storm determined not to answer any questions verbally but unfortunately, his proposal came in the form of a note with yes, no and maybe check boxes.
  • He thought about submitting his proposal in the form of a Magic 8 Ball. However, the
  • Ball said "DEFINITELY NOT," so he chose a different tactic. He brushed off an idea he first used for his 4th grade science fair decades ago, to
  • make electricity from potatoes. The Idaho Governor had a way to power the planet! Only one thing stood in his way: Ore Ida Foods! Every time they shipped a truckload of tatertots,
  • all the bored midwestern kids would make really bad Napolean Dynamite impressions to each other with every semi they saw. "Let me have your 'tots!" they'd giggle and shout.
  • But they still wouldn't vote for Pedro. Not now, now in a million years, and there's nothing in the world that could make them change their minds. Except, maybe, a
  • raving endorsement from Cowboy TV! Everyone loves Cowboy TV, so his word was enough to persuade their votes!
  • Later investigation revealed the scandal that involved the man calling himself "Cowboy TV," and his cohorts. He stood trial and was found guilty, then locked away for life.
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2010-12-19 13:42:39
Finished
2011-01-27 23:43:27

4 Comments

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    RhettOracle Jan 28 2011 @ 06:49

    I have a new fondness for this AUniqueName person. Old-timers (i.e., those on Folding Story for over a month) will recall the troll fixated on snow globes. western "Cowboy TV" is his/her new alias or his/her cosmic twin doppelgänger. There also was recently a very grammar-deficient folder who just typed gibberish. Regardless, I'm thrilled to see other folks interested in keeping this a fun place to waste some time.
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    NixonBlack Jan 30 2011 @ 02:28

    yeah, unfortunately it's impossible not to feed the trolls on this site, but it's nice when you see someone feed them poison.
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    Davodd Jan 31 2011 @ 00:10

    There were some great stories ruined by that bastage.
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    kyerinn Feb 01 2011 @ 12:12

    I must agree with NixonBlack.

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