Obama and Cameron woke in a strange but cheery

Obama and Cameron woke in a strange but cheery bungalow. "Good morning, good morning, good morning!" Putin was also there and turned out to be an excellent breakfast chef. Village
People started to wake up when the smell of Bloody Mary's hit the front room. Putin, Obama and Cameron had had a huge night with the Village People. It all started on Sunset Bl
ackfriars when Mary I of England met Cardinal Worsley for a chat about her half sister Elizabeth. Putin, Obama and Cameron showed up with enough lagers to
make even a German throw up so, we had to quickly find some German Beer Pretzels that was the only thing that could keep this entire meeting of minds from going horribly bad like
eggs that have been the fridge for months. The German Beer Pretzels seemed to calm everyone down, and we were ready to brainstorm! First we talked about soap, then rabid raccoons,
and then our favorite past time - monkey smuggling. We laughed about the most exotic monkeys we had each smuggled and how I was once so nervous that I peed my pants all over the
monkey hidden in my right pant leg. "Let me buy a fellow monkey smuggler a drink", he offered. "I'll take a gin and tonic, just don't smuggle it in your pants." I said with a wink.
There was some scuffling up towards my pocket. I knew what it meant. My pants monkey wanted that gin & tonic, spoiled little sh*t. The other monkey smuggler grinned. "He's not gonn
a get free from my reinforced pants monkey harness. Not this time." Smuggler #2 gave smuggler #1 a cheers. Then smuggler #2's grin dried up. "Oh snap! Here comes Santa Claus!"
He was a jolly ol' soul, it was true, but he had a bag full of goodies and the smugglers couldn't resist. They grabbed his sack and ran away. Later that night they turned to coal.

Started: 2013-01-05 22:15:48
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