I was at the New Year's Eve concert in Times
- I was at the New Year's Eve concert in Times Square when it happened. King of Rock n Roll Chuck Berry was singing "Roll over Beethoven" when Ludwig himself appeared on stage.
- Behind CHuck Berry and Ludwig was Ghengis Khan who was sharing a wine cooler with a guy in a trenchcoat named "Rufus." They were in a phone booth
- literally bumping elbows with one another. When Ghengis Khan became upset with his wine cooler, Ludwig remarked to Rufus that the mongol was essentially "Hobo Hitler". Chuck Berry
- was hermaphroditically fathered by Frankenberry. And Leo DiCaprio? Don't even get me started!" I gave the bum a dollar, and he washed my windshield with filthy water. As I drove
- Home, I almost had an accident with a wraith, who drove a Zombie car. I sneezed so loud he woke up.he wad not pleased, to say the least. The policeman ticketed him, not me!
- Why did he have to be so angry at me, then!? I groaned as I remembered it. I ran away so fast that day, that I immediately collapsed on my bed and slept for a full day afterwards.
- I awoke with a start, realizing that today had been the last day of my life and that there was only four minutes of it left. I decided to forgive him for his anger and to make the
- best of the 3 minutes and 49 seconds I had left of my life. "Come here, ya big lug!" I gave him a noogie and he sighed. It was a remorseful sigh. I contemplated his sigh for 7 sec
- and that left me with 3 minutes and 42 seconds to live. Let's see, what else is on the list. Aha! "Excuse me," I told him, then proceeded to sing my favorite 3 minute song.
- With the remaining 42 seconds, I was able to watch my 7 most beloved Vines. Then, I died, content and at peace.
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- 2011-12-31 07:38:16
- Finished
- 2016-12-02 15:09:26
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