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"How did the Yankees win the world cup?"

  • "How did the Yankees win the world cup?"
  • "I'll tell ya how. Baseball voodoo. I sat here watching their games on my old RCA set balancing my autographed glove and Yank's bat & an effifgy of their opponents pitcher
  • on top of the coffee table in my living room. Using my powers of baseball voodoo I could ensure that the team of my choosing always won.
  • I used my powers to throw matches and made millions from betting scams. Though they tried to catch me, my powers left no trace. I was an untouchable millionaire! I spent my funds
  • on two lifetime supply boxes of canned corn! Why? Because I am proving to the world that I am filthy rich and can do anything I darn well please! However, something
  • was missing. I had all the creamed corn I could ever want but was it enough? Could someone STEAL it? I must build a secure vault surrounded by razor wire and CCTVs. But still I
  • remembered the taste of...something. The waiter roused me from my reveries. "Sir? Here is your coffee and smoke bomb, and the sirloin burger with library paste." Outside the diner,
  • protesters protested the eating of smoke bombs and library paste with the chant: "Don't eat smoke bombs and library paste!" I felt guilty and snuck out of the diner without paying.
  • By now the protest had become a riot & anyone suspect of eating smoke bombs was harassed by the mob. "Hey, I saw that guy eat one!" I opened my mouth to deny, & smoke billowed out.
  • "I am just French," I explained, waving a Galloise about between my thumb and forefinger. This bought me just enough time to grab a baguette and hightail it out of there.
Started
2015-12-15 00:48:06
Finished
2018-05-08 14:38:57

6 Comments

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    IceSquad May 08 2018 @ 15:25

    Are Welshwomen that small?
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    Woab May 09 2018 @ 11:57

    bradleymee, your line was wonderful. How many Welshwomen fit into a cigarette paper?
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    ACN May 10 2018 @ 15:41

    Are you sure you don't mean the Red Sox?
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    IceSquad May 10 2018 @ 16:56

    If my memory serves me straight, neither team ever won a world cup.
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    SlimWhitman May 10 2018 @ 21:08

    You're not throwing us a curveball, are you?
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    IceSquad May 11 2018 @ 02:38

    No, just a strikeout.

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