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今天天氣很好。天空是藍藍的顏色,有白白的雲,還出了大太陽。

  • 今天天氣很好。天空是藍藍的顏色,有白白的雲,還出了大太陽。
  • said the old Chinese gentleman who squatted in the corner of the market selling Ben Wa balls. He grinned a toothless grin and pointed upwards. None of us spoke chinese but Randy
  • thought he could, and engaged in an intense dialogue with the stranger. Obviously Randy was uttering vague Chinese-like sounds which meant nothing, but eventually we received
  • a job in the Fujian province. We worked 16 hours a day putting the "R" buttons on Logitech keyboards. Randy developed carpel tunnel but our Chinese manager Wu said
  • gibberish in squiggly moonman language we didn't recognize but knew the context as "I'll chain you up & electrocute you with soggy sponges." Randy & I resumed placing R keys for Wu
  • When the cops burst in the door.We started chasing (well, trying to chase) them, because we were much bigger. I accidentally tripped over a rock, so Randy paused to help me up.
  • Then I saw a wild pikachu. I used a pokeball and I captured the pikachu. I used an electrick move on the cops, but they were
  • equipped with English degrees and so recognized that my attack had been merely a shocking ruse. As the handcuffs snapped shut over my wrists, however, I slyly allowed the ball to
  • drop unnoticed into the space between my hands so that I could activate the homing signal. Though incapacitated, I knew help was on the way. Back in the Fortress,
  • all the other guys prepared the submarine for the upcoming rescue mission. It were to be a hard fought victory, but a victory none the less. Keep on rocking in the free world!

3 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Apr 19 2012 @ 05:13

    What the old man really said, "Nice weather we're having." ... but that was code for "Take this ben wa ball. It emits the homing signal that will lead to victory".

  2. Zetawilk Apr 19 2012 @ 05:41

    That's a pretty obtuse length for "Nice weather". Hmm...I think I'll create a new recurring character for FoldingStory.

  3. SlimWhitman Apr 19 2012 @ 06:09

    Well the translation of the original is a bit wordier: "The weather today is good. The sky blue color, white clouds, the sun." Curious about the up and coming meme...

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