However many times he tried, Juan could not

However many times he tried, Juan could not seem to pull it off...
I don't think that's the goal of self-pleasure, Juan.
Juan glared, disapproving of me, "what do you mean that isn't the goal of self-pleasure?" Juan continued glaring like I had offended him.
Punching him in the nuts offended him even more. "Well, that sure felt good. Maybe you're on to something there Juan old pal." I said. It was hard to hear his reply through his sob
, but then he quavered,"These nuts are a puh-puh-precious fuh-fuh-family heirloooom." "Well make some cashew butter or something" I replied,annoyed."Jeesh,I only lightly grazed em!
" To prove it, I tasted one. It was so salty I made a face. The upset man said, "See? My nuts will never be the same!" :Maybe it's time you branched out. Pine nuts, maybe?"
He was offended, I vowed to never stop there again. Each time the visit gets progressively worse and my intentions never realized. Six years is way too long for
my application to be finished. Clearly, this douchebag was trying to stall me.
So I ran passed him to try to turn my application in, he chased me into the bathroom, cornered me in a stall. This bastard was LITERALLY stalling me now. How could I
get outta here? I cut dismembered myself & flushed myself down the toilet, coming back together in the bosses office when I came through the drain & turned my app in & got the job.

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