Where those..............Chickens?! At least,

Where those..............Chickens?! At least, that was my mind's attempt of labeling what I saw. They did look like the egg-laying type and had all the necessary bird features. Wh

What with the snow white plummage and the blood red comb but the noises eminating from them were not quite right. It was a kind of garble or a hiss or even a s

narl. I hid behind the bush avoiding the cockatrice's stony gaze and made a hasty sketch in my journal. Being a crypto-ornitholgist is not an easy task. The nesting site of a Roc

k Watching Woodpecker is laced with empty bags of Fire Freeto's and Pizza Roll snacks. They are endangered ever since the sitcom ROCK was

picked up as a syndicated TV show. The break room at CC Community college was overflowing with rabid fans of ROCK. Woody started chanting and clapping "R, O, C, K, that's the way

to brain myself and end this pain!" But Woody didn't get why the CC Community College were such big fans of ROCK. They wanted to wind strings around it. "Like a noose?" Woody asked

An AC /DC tigerman hybrid sang "Highway To Hell" so well he won first prize on "Eurasian Idol" and a recording contract with AxeMan Records. His stripes were unchanged from before.

His veiny scarred guitar solo forearm covered in a tattoo of the Gates of Hell made it on the live broadcast. On the Silk Road tour they stopped in Ulan Bator & made the mistake of

drinking the local water. "Never want a run like THAT again," affirmed the shaken guitarist. It hurt that the entire band was convulsing onstage, & the audience couldn't even tell.

Guess you could never put that much stock into your audience. As long as you can perform, they couldn't care less about you. Then they wanted an autograph. It is what it is.