Rainbow Dash screamed in agony as Pinkie

Rainbow Dash screamed in agony as Pinkie Pie used her devilish instrument to extract that... thing. "Rainbow dash, stop screaming, I cant take out your splinter without tweezers!"
"Then get off my tail!" Dash replied. "Oh, didn't realize I was stepping on it. Sorry." Pinkie continued to etch into the wound pouring her healing purple body fluids on it. "This
time the wounds won't heal, this time the hurtin's for real." sang Pinkie with all of the earnest soulfulness that Miley Cyrus could muster. She lashed her tongue about and shook
it all night long. Pinkie and Miley Cyrus
and AC/DC. All of them, shook me all night long. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine this would happen to me. Me! I pinched myself to see if I was dreaming. My spandex
unitard had become hopelessly stretched out of shape, so I tossed it into the fire where it bubbled and hissed. As AC/DC and I watched in amazement, a blue lady arose from the fire
"Thanks for the burnt offering. The unitard will come in handy," the blue lady of the fire murmured. Before AC/DC or I could respond, she offered to grant us three wishes. "Each?"
My first wish was to have the recipe for rabbit stew Uncle Johann promised me fifty years ago. I was told it was adults only. My cousin made the second wish:
those rabbits? they should rise up and fricasee crazy uncle Johann! See how he likes that.. And with that, My Uncle Peter Rabbit really did have the last word.
Then I came along and added these words and now he didn't.

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