"Is there a problem, officer?" Oh, I knew
- "Is there a problem, officer?" Oh, I knew there was a problem - a hooker's arm wasn't jammed into my tailpipe by accident. But I needed to stall him just long enough to charge my
- 2in1 light saber/macaroni maker. I could see the officer piecing the clues together. The argon tank in the glove compartment and the hooker's arm could only lead to one conclusion:
- Clockwork Sally had returned to Oklahoma City. The officer was about to call this into HQ when
- a familiar cow-like voice behind him said "This isn't the perp you're looking for." It was Detective James Manatee, lettuce head in hand! He was about to crack this case wide open.
- "Allow me to demonstrate." Manatee P.I. broke open the iceberg lettuce. "As you can see the edges are brown. So he didn't use a serrated knife." The man you are looking for
- wields a Ginsu genuine 7 in Santoku knife. Are any of your acquaintances infomercial addicts? As usual Manatees line of inquiry was as sharp as a
- n object that's sharp but pointed in many different directions like a medieval mace. Det. Manatee was known for unorthodox interrogation methods and small, widely-spaced eyes that
- spell "fetal acohol syndrome"
- So as I spelt the dreded word my breath got caught in my throut I couldn.t speak nor breath was my life over I thought in my head and then...
- A bunch of ninjas with jetpacks appeared out of nowhere and slaughtered the whole room. My life was over, and I learned that a person can't outrun their mistakes. Ninjas are fast.
- Started
- 2011-06-24 15:11:44
- Finished
- 2011-07-13 17:56:22
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