Today, C'thulhu woke up and got himself coffee.
- Today, C'thulhu woke up and got himself coffee. He checked the news headlines, only to discover that Donald Trump was now president. Of course, C'thulhu reacted with
- a guttural "Nug Sg'ath Troompah!"Trump was the Old one who'd "teach them new ways to shout & kill & revel & enjoy themselves so all of earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy
- . I ranted on in this manner until Mom saw fit to remind me Trump hadn't even assumed Office yet. But I wanted so desperately to believe he was evil, I went to Washington & begged
- for him to denounce the hate crimes that had taken place since he had taken office. "Look," drawled the president elect, groping an aide, "nobody respects women more than I do."
- This was in 1996, in case you didn't know. Then it was a big deal because Big Bill was supposed to be the The Big Stick from Little Rock. Shark Lady was annointed to help with
- the executions of the non-believers, but her inability to walk on land kept her from executing anyone but the disgruntled frogmen and spiny mermaids. So heretics ruled the land and
- she ruled the sea. Until she met the sea witch who offered her legs. She was tempted but refused & instead stole the sea witches powers & grew nubby legs & set to executing evil by
- sawing evil's head off with a rusty spoon for crimes against humanity. Outside there was a line of countless other species waiting to make their claims on what evil had wrought on
- Their kind. Evils grin had a bubbling quality to it. So many species in the same place, at the same time. Not being bound by th laws of physics, evil rematerialised above the crowd
- and found its way into the crowds soul. Everyone, bound by evil, destroyed their planet, ironically not changing much. They destroyed their home and polluted the air around them.
- Started
- 2016-11-14 16:17:35
- Finished
- 2019-10-05 11:49:36
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Woab Oct 09 2019 @ 17:35
Harrowing from start to finish! Nice job!
ToastMech Oct 11 2019 @ 06:27
I kinda want to see Shark Lady in more stories! She's a great antagonist and would love to see some more content about her
LordVacuity Oct 11 2019 @ 14:34
There are lots of Shark Lady stories. She’s not in the news too much these dates.
ToastMech Oct 11 2019 @ 18:55
oh! ill try and find some them!