Excerpt patient 101: I saw light around me.

Excerpt patient 101: I saw light around me. And my dad dancing with his suit. Mom is lying in bed with a man called J. Daniels. I laugh, I fly away. Can you fly doctor? I can.
The Doctor stopped reading. "The next bit is crucial", he said, the got back to reading. "It wasn't like flying in real life. It was slow and untiring." he paused. "Did you hear
how he managed to navigate the aorta?" The thumping would have driven him mad except for
the fact that he'd been a DJ in the Dub Step scene. After that the heart was a timid little tom-tom. Wait a minute, he had an idea. He attached the speaker wires to the heart valve
and hoped his malpractice carrier never found out about it. If it worked, he may have a invaluable patent for the musical pace maker that could give a heart a back beat or even a
neat Hammer-on effect that doubled the beat and caused the eyes to cross. He had always liked cross-eyed girls, they looked sexy and reminding him of his first taste of
cheese eggs from the brunch buffet. That's where he got his start, playing guitar in exchange for sausage patties. Her name was Patty too.
He played Delta Blues in front of MickeyD's. "My life has been ground up and slapped on the grill. Patty, I need a spice to keep up my fill." Patty handed him a sausage meal.
He ate it and started to feel real ill. It wasn't sitting well. His face was turning teal. He told himself he should have known that the meat would be congealed. So he wheeled
the colors and discovered that bold orange was teal's direct complement. "The antidote!" He drank a tall glass of Simply Orange with breakfast the next morning and felt all better.

Started: 2011-01-15 19:38:37
Finished: 2011-09-17 11:48:48

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