He finally slid off his jacket and began
- He finally slid off his jacket and began to unclasp the intricate lock that kept his pants buttoned. I should have known adultery with a locksmith would be a painfully slow affair.
- "Time me!" he said as he got out the picks for his own chasity belt. As he struggled on the bed, I played a game of patience solitaire. I heard a rap on the motel door. My husband!
- He came in, wearing a long robe and the headgear worn by Arabs. At first he didn't see me cos I was crouching behind the settee. He took off his robe and he too wore a chastity be
- ast. It was a Viper curled around his loins, enough to fend off all but the kinkiest paramours. Emboldened by my snake-charming experience, I stepped out from behind the settee
- and plopped straight into the snake-charmer's loins to give him an erotic lapdance. The viper slid its smooth, slippery body around my hips as I performed a striptease. It was more
- than the audience had hoped for and sales of exorbitantly priced champagne skyrocketed. The crowd grew larger as the snake charming-turned-striptease grew more lewd. When two
- of the audience members felt that their "snakes" weren't being adequately "charmed," they started throwing cactii. Abu was on the receiving end of impromptu neck acupuncture, which
- he would normally recommend, but this was verging on an angry mob. "Please do not do that," Abu begged, fleeing from the flying, desert-grown pin cushions. His snakes started to
- charm the pants off Homer. Abu then did the Indian Rope trick and climbed to roof. The angry mob below looted Abu's shop starting with the
- slurpee machine, and ending with the paper towels. It always ended with the paper towels.
- Started
- 2011-07-17 21:23:56
- Finished
- 2011-08-14 22:55:04
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buddyboy4711 Aug 15 2011 @ 11:02
Hahaha! "Chastity beast" is one of my favorite lines.
SlimWhitman Aug 16 2011 @ 07:57
Thanks! It's one of those Foldingstory tricks where the last word of the previous fold is incomplete and then you start looking for a way to give it a funny twist.