Terrence looked pale and emaciated as habitués

Terrence looked pale and emaciated as habitués of the VR do. He seemed to pity me for not joining in, but I made enough to keep myself and my cat housed, fed and healthy. My bike w
As my favourite mode of transport and my cat loved to travel with me. I used the equivalent of a baby carrier and she loved the scenery. We bought food at PetSmart, with no junk.
She loved it,as did I.There was a moment,atop a hill with the most wonderful view,where we gazed in each others eyes.I knew in that moment,I would never love another cat more than
a dog. But how would I feel about a chinchilla?
It was something to consider, I thought. I made myself a martini and sat out on the deck to weigh the pros & cons of owning a chinchilla. PROS:
I would have a friend that would actually like me; I won't have to fall asleep to kitten videos because he would be my daily dose of cuteness. CONS of owning a chinchilla:
Chinchillas are actually retreaded rats; they have no souls; they don't stand for the National Anthem; their eyes are too close together; they never laugh at my jokes or make me te
ar up when I see them snuggling together in the way kittens and puppies do. I know what they want and I won't say it. Stop this cuteness at once!" The chinchillas covered
Their teeth when they laughed at the offer. They even notched up the cuteness way past eleven. He wondered why teeth hiding was cute here but sinister when Muttly did it.
He didn't realize that it was the context, not the mere act itself. He had always had problems with this sort of thing. And here he was again, proposing marriage to both of them.

Started: 2016-05-17 19:41:46
Finished: 2017-03-27 17:08:15

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