Asked by Faux News about the likelihood that
- Asked by Faux News about the likelihood that she’d become a candidate for President, the former Alaska governor and reality TV star said "Let's just say it's not too late for
- frozen yogurt!" And Palin opened huge pints of Pinkberry yogurt. But the Pinkberry was poison. She was trying to kill the National press. Her plan was foiled because
- Palin couldn't work the ice cream scooper. In frustration, she tried shooting the frozen yogurt container with a shotgun, figuring to pick out the shot before serving. Dippin dots
- was unamused, but they couldn't ratify a policy against open firearms used in making their freeze-dried ice cream pellets without corporate knot-tying, so Sarah Palin was kept on.
- She exercised here 2nd amendment rights against the innocent pint of Americone Dream with a vengeance. The caramel swirl oozing out of the multiple exit wounds like so much
- treacle. Defiant, she strode up the steps of the Ben and Jerry's gift shop. Raising her AK-47 high in the air, she gave a high-pitched eagle scream. This, this was 'murica.
- *LOUD MUSIC PLAYS* "And welcome to jackass".
- "For our next trick, we will catapult one lucky volunteer into a nearby alligator-infested lake and drink shots of pure alcohol, but before all that we have a quick interview with
- some random guy no one cares about. So, random guy that no cares about what do you do for living?" The tied up man's eyebrow arched. "Oh, so silence."
- Suddenly an earthquake opened the ground &swallowed up everyone except the tied-up man who, by virtue of the earthquake, was no longer tied up. Softly sighing, he ascended skyward.
- Started
- 2011-12-19 19:09:17
- Finished
- 2015-09-19 13:52:17
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